How I Turned Into a Comically Busty Clown?!

WHAT IS THIS GAME?

The short answer: Not for everyone! (And especially not for children!)

The longer answer: This game is a short, tongue-in-cheek single-player tabletop RPG centered on certain kinks, mainly transformation and growth. It’s meant to be played over a few hours in a single play session, or as a longer journaling experience. You’re encouraged to write down the various situations your character runs into, as lavishly or succinctly as you like, but if you want them to only live and die in your imagination, that’s fine too.

YOU’LL NEED

• A standard deck of playing cards, including Jokers
• At least one six-sided die
• A pile of tokens (bingo or poker chips would do nicely)
• Something to write on
• …or an electronic equivalent to all of these things!
  

Cover illustration by Lemonfont, logo fonts from Hawtpixel.

No AI was used in the creation of this game. Only a human brain could come up with something this baffling.